Here I am needing a job in a couple of months and look what the hell the local elders are entertaining thoughts of allowing to open in town?  A freakin’ pot factory!!  If it happens I’ll be knock, knock, knocking on that front door.

You have to admit though, can you imagine a bunch of stoners back in the sixties ever imagining that in 2013, pot factories would be popping up across the country?  Of course, it is strictly for medicinal purposes.

Hey Grandma!  Let’s make a deal.  You go get a prescription for some marijuana and share it with just me, and I’ll pay your rent.  Ok?